Jumat, 29 Januari 2010

fairy tale




A KIND AND A GREEDY LUMBERJACK



A long time ago, there lived a poor lumberjack called zack. He always brings his lovely battle axe. One day when he was working on the forest, he decided to take a rest on the riparian. “hohoho…I’m so tired and I want to take rest for a while here”, he said. Then, when he yawned, suddenly he dropped his lovely battle axe on the river intuitively. He was so shocked that he knew his lovely battle axe didn’t appear anymore. “what can I do? hohohohoh I want my battle axe back” he cried. He couldn’t do anything. Unfortunately he couldn’t swim, but only cried.

Suddenly there was a light appeared from the river, and it was the god of water. “hey lumberjack, why are you so sad ?” asked the god of water. Then zack told the god of water about everything has just happened to him. “ooooh, how poor you are! Well, because you have been very kind to anybody, I’ll help you to find your battle axe” he said. And he dived into the river. A few seconds later , the god of water came back by bringing back a gold battle axe. Then, he asked to zack “is it your axe?” but zack said “No, this is not mine, my axe just a simple axe which is not made of gold”.

Then the god of water dived again. For this time , he brought a silver axe, and he simply asked to zack “is it your axe zack?”, but again and again by shake his head he said “no, it is not mine, my axe just a simple axe which is made of wood and it’s so old. if you couldn’t find it, it will be ok, no problem but thanks for your help” he answered. He was so sad that he couldn’t find his lovely axe so he went back to his house. However, while Zack was about to go away , the god of water called him “hey zack, I found one more battle axe, is it your battle axe, zack?”, he asked. It was so old battle axe with a rusty color on it. Then zack turned back his head and cried “yeaaaaah, that’s my battle axe. Oh my god how do you find it? thankyou so much for your help”, he said. “ohohohoho yes you’re welcome, because you are a kind lumberjack so I give this gold and silver battle axe for you zack” he said. “what ? are you sure?” he asked. “yes I am sure! Take it for you, zack”. From that day, Zack had 3 battle axes; the gold one, the silver one, and the old one. Then he came back to his house happily.

When he arrived home, he met some of his friends, and he told everything that had already happened to him. One of his friend was a greedy lumberjack that he had an idea to do as same as zack did so that he would get a gold and silver battle axes at once. One day , a greedy lumberjack went to the river that had already been told by Zack. “ooh , is it the magic river?” he said. Then he dropped his battle axe. And…“oh , my battle huuuuu it is my lovely battle huhu help me” he cried. For a few seconds, the god of water didn’t appear but after a while waiting, he appeared. “why are you crying lumberjack?” said the god of water. “my lovely battle dropped on water , but I can’t take it because I can’t swim” he said. “ok, I will help you to find your battle axe” answered the god of water .

Then the god of water dived into the water river, and he appeared after few minutes, “is it your battle axe?” asked the god of water by showing the gold battle axe. Then a greedy lumberjack answered, “yeaaaaaaaah, how do you know that it is my battle . oh my god , thankyou for your help” he said. The god of water was so shocked hearing what lumberjack had just said, but then the god of water said “are you sure it is your battle axe?”

“yes it is my battle axe, I am really sure! Please, give it back to me” he said. “You have told a lie to me, this is not your battle axe, but this one is your battle axe” he was so angry to a greedy lumberjack. “Because you have lied to me, I will change you into a rusty battle axe hahahahhahah” he said. Then a greedy boy changed into a rusty battle axe forever .

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Jumat, 15 Januari 2010

hair

hello blog , i just want to show you how to show your hair . just simple guys , just shake it . hm although my hair is not good enough but i love my hair hahahahahah.yeah , bagaimanapun rambut lo jangan minder deh peracaya diri aja heheheh . banyak orang2 yang cerita ke gue mau keritingin rambut lah bla bla tapi gue tetep suka rambut gue yang apa adanya seperti sekarang.this is my expression to show my lovely hair hahahahha :D

cerpen

"SIANG SURAM"


Saat siang , lula duduk diatas mejanya yang terletak pada nomor 2 dekat dengan meja guru . gadis kelas 2 smp ini bukanlah gadis yang cukup rajin untuk mencatat segala sesuatu yang diterangkan oleh gurunya.

Tepat saat jam pelajaran bahasa indonesia yang berada di akhir pertemuan pada hari selasa . pelajaran terasa begitu membosankan karena guru yang mengajar pun begitu membosankan .
”tan,lo bosen gak?” tanya lula kepada teman sebangkunya,tantri. ”yaiyalah,gilaaaa mata gue sampe berair gini masih lo tanya aja ckckck” .wahahah samaaa tan , gue jugaa nih mata maunya mereem aja” .
Suasana saat itu memang sungguh sangat membosankan , dan membuat seluruh murid menjadi sangat tidak bersemangat . ditambah lagi semeriwing angin yang mengantarkan mereka ke dalam mimpi tidur .
iya anak anak , baiklah sekarang kalian but kelompok!” ujar bu susi guru bahasa indonesia mereka.
”baiiiiiiiik buu ”
”kalian sekarang buat puisi secara berkelompok . tentang apa saja ”
Kata kata bu susi membuat lula semakin malaaas dan ingiin sekali rasanya menutup kelopak matanya dalam dalam karena terhanyut dalam suasana siang yang suram hari itu.
”satu kata tan buat hari ini suraaaaam banget deeh , huaaaaaaaaah ” sambil menguap. ”LO pikir gue ngerasa nih hari gak suraaam?suraaaam coy ckck” jawab tantri.
Percakapan mereka pun terhenti , karena lula meregangkan tulang belakang nya sejenak.saat lula hendak berdiri , tiba tibaaaa .... PRUUUUUUUUUUUT .. suara itu terdengar seperti peluit pak udin yang menjadi satpam sekolah .
”eh suara apa tuh la ? hm , apa itu suara peluit pak udin atau suaraaaaa ..?” tanya tantri . ”ha? Gatau ah tan gue gak denger suara apa apa . eh udah deh mending kerjain tugas kelompok nya aja ” jawab lula . sejenak mereka mengerjakan tugas kelompok yang disuruh oleh bu susi . di pertengahan pelajaran ......
”la , lo sebenernya tadi kentut kan ? soalnya gue liat ekspresi lo pas bunyi pruuut itu lo langsung meraaah gitu terus kayak salting gitu huahahhahahahahahah” bisik tantri pada lula .
”sssssssssst,eh tan lo diem diem aja deh . sebenernya sih iyaa , soalnya gue gak tahan bangeet . apalagi suasana nya dingin gini makin pengen kentut aja nih gue heheheheh pleaaaaaaase jangan kasi tau siapa siapa yaaaa tan . eh mereka gak ada yang tau kan selain lo ?” tanya lula .
” ahhahahahahahahahaha gak kok la , tenang aja gak bakal gue umbar deh huahahahhaha” . susana yang sebelumnya suram kini menjadi ramai dan penuh sorak canda ria antara intan dan lula di siang itu . erta dan nina bengong melihat tingkah tantri dan lula yang tak berhenti tertawa , karena mereka tidak tahu apa yang terjadi.
Teeeeeeeeeng nooooooooong ... bel pulang berbunyi .
“tan,ingeeet jangan kasi tau siapa siapa . SUMPAH !” huh sambil mesem.
” wkkwkwkwkwkwkw iyaaa janji , wkwkwkwkwk” sambil terbahak bahak
Tepat pukul setengah 4 , mereka pun pulang dan sesampai nya di rumah ternyata tantri menceritakan kisah itu kepada orang tuanya.
”mah masa lula , tadi kentut di sekolah . mending bunyinya deeees gitu gakedengeran , ini bunyinya PRUUUUUUT kayak peluit pak udin hahahahhahaha”
masa? Huahahahhahaha” mamah tantri pun tertawa terbahak bahak .
Di lain tempat , lula juga menceritakan kepada mamahnya .
mah , tadi aku kentut tapi untung yang denger Cuma si tantri sebangku aku”
”kamu ini malu malu in aja deh nak , aaah gasopan huh . besok lagi kalo kentut mending ke kamar mandi aja yaa nak. Semoga tantri gak nyebarin itu kemana mana ya nak , jadi gamalu maluin kamu sama mamah huuuh” ujar mamah lula.
Kenangan itupun kini menjadi moment yang tidak pernah dilupakan oleh lula dan tantri saat mereka SMA .
Saaat SMA ..
”hello lul , inget gak waktu SMP lo pernah kentut ? hahahhahaha .” ujar tantri
”iyahahahahahahaah , sampe sekarang gak lo kasi tau siapa siapa kan kecuali nyokap lo?” . ” huahahhaha gak laaaah , itu kan aib lo laa . lagian gue kan juga punya aiiib yang lo simpen huahhahaha ” jawab tantri. ” oiyaa hahaha . aib yaaaang .......” omongan mereka pun terpotong sejenak oleh lula ”pssssssssssst jangan gitu deh , gausah diomongin lagi yaa hahahahha” jawab tantri . kini mereka saling tertawa karena mengingat kenangan mereka saat SMP .